The time I killed my mother's ears during covid
The time I went to the rodeo and the next day I was a full blown cowgirl
The time I bought a ski pass and attempted to do pizza for 13 straight weeks without taking a lesson
The time I was a nanny to a kid named Powers and we had superpowers
The time I got lost in San Francisco and ate a croissant the size of my head
The time I thought I was Indiana Jones in NYC finding gold, but the gold was a free vacuum
The time I insisted on becoming a Michelin Chef specifically for Soup and made it my whole personality
The time my future was too bright
The time I decided Jackson Hole was in my future (one week before)
The time I became an Aunt
The time I became an Aunt AGAIN
The time I accidentally looked like Brett Michaels
